Dr Annuar moves out Datuk Awang Bemmee

Dr Anuar Rapaee is almost certain to be the PBB candidate for the Nangka constituency in the coming election when his 'challenger' Dato Awang Bemee Awang Ali Basah has announced today that he would not seek renomination.

Jolly vs Hazlan; with Hamzah will be declared as the winner?

The history of Wahab Dollah, Abu Seman and Jemoreng

Wanredone said...

    Part 1……

    "....Huat Hui pointed out that Matu town’s 22 shop houses are old and dilapidated.

    “We need capable and enterprising leaders like Wahab to transform the old wooden shop houses in Matu town to concrete buildings just like in Daro town to enhance our business and trading activities,” he said. - Borneo Post

    Wahab was and is still Matu/Daro rep for the last 27 years. Yes for the last 27 years these 22 units of "old dilapidated pasar kayu of Matu" are still there until to this date!

Could Taib’s cousin Norah be the next Sarawak’s Chief Minister?

August 29, 2010

By Wong Choon Mei – Malaysia Chronicle
(taken from Hornbill Unleashed)

If the rumours turn out to be true, the next Sarawak Chief Minister could be a woman.

There is intense speculation that Abdul Taib Mahmud has made up his mind to pick as his successor Tanjong Manis MP Norah Abdul Rahman, his cousin and the daughter of Taib’s predecessor Tun Abdul Rahman Yakub. If so, Norah would be both Sarawak’s and Malaysia’s first woman Chief Minister.

Earlier this month, Taib said he was ready to call it a day if the people no longer wanted him. His statement sparked a chain of speculation as to who would succeed him. Among names that were touted were Abang Johari Abang Openg, Abang Openg Abang Sapiee, Adenan Satem, Alfred Jabu Numpang and Awang Tengah Awang Ali.

Mahyan to seek revenge?

by Sebanaku Sarawak

KUCHING: To some in Sarawak or even in Malaysia, Parti Pesaka Bumiputera Bersatu (PBB) Batu Lintang Branch deputy chairman Awang Mahyan Awang Mohamed is a legendary figure in football.

Although in term of achievement, his successors could be better than him, it is undeniable fact that his era as the Sarawak football coach is more electrifying and exciting if compared with any coach in Sarawak.

It was during his short reign that he coined the Ngap Sayot battle cry which is still famous until now.

NEWS FLASH – Awang Tengah was being 'santau-ed'(?)

There are rumours that Dato Amar Awang Tengah Ali Hassan had fallen ill on last Friday due to ‘santau’ which is a kind of black magic that is said still being practiced by a handful of practitioners in the Malay community.

Because of this, he could not attend any private or public function for three days – including the one in Sadong Jaya which he had to delegate his duty to his assistant minister Mohd Naroden Majais.

He had to be given injections by his doctor to help him to reduce his unusually high body temperature.

If this is true, that it is not a surprised to hear that a Mufti had called for a law to govern the practice of black magic in the country.

Also visit http://ms.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santau for more information about santau.

Even Foochows are no match for the legendary Sibu Malay conman

“A single lie destroys a whole reputation for integrity” 

- Baltasar Gracian – 

(Spanish Philosopher and Writer, leading Spanish exponent of conceptism, 1601-1658) 

by Sebanaku Sarawak 

KUCHING: Pehin Sri Abdul Taib Mahmud went through the roof after experiencing an embarrassing incident in Sibu about two months ago. 

Asfia, Naroden kecewa kerana 'Tan Sri' dan 'Datuk'

Oleh Thun Diwan

SIBU: Speaker Dewan Undangan Negeri, Dato Sri Mohd Asfia Awang Nasar dan Menteri Muda Perancangan dan Pengurusan Sumber YB Mohd Naroden Majais adalah dua pemimpin Parti Pesaka Bumiputera Bersatu Sarawak (PBB) yang tersentuh dengan pengurniaan darjah kebesaran negara oleh Yang Di Pertuan Agong baru-baru ini.

Jawatankuasa khas pemilihan penerima darjah kebesaran PBB, telah menamakan Pengerusi Tetap PBB yang juga Ahli Dewan Undang Negeri (ADUN) Semop, Dato Sri Mohd Asfia Awang Nassar sebagai penerima anugerah Tan Sri.

Manakala Ahli Majlis Tertinggi PBB dan juga ADUN Simujan YB Mohd Naroden Majais telah dicalonkan untuk menerima anugerah Datuk.

Johari berdepan tekanan sekat pelan peralihan kuasa

Oleh Thun Diwan

SIBU: Menteri Perumahan dan Pembangunan Bandar Datuk Amar Abang Johari Tun Abang Haji Openg harus mengambil langkah bijak dan pendekatan halus untuk memastikan Pelan Peralihan Kuasa dalam genggamannya, dapat direalisasikan.

Datuk Amar Abang Johari Tun Abang Haji Openg tidak harus bersikap gelojoh kerana langkah seperti itu telah terbukti menggagalkan hasrat Ketua Menteri, Pehin Sri Haji Abdul Taib untuk menyerahkan Tingkat 22, Wisma Bapa Malaysia kepada pengganti nya, sebelum ini.

'Kambing Hitam' dalam PBB harus undur

by Thun Diwan

SIBU: Selama 23 tahun menjadi Wakil Rakyat sejak kemenangan pertama pada pilihan raya negeri 1987, jangankan mendapat gelaran darjah kebesaran 'Datuk' ataupun 'Dato'',  jawatan menteri muda pun seumpama bak kata pepatah 'jauh panggang dari api'.

Ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri (ADUN) yang seangkatan, ada yang telah mendapat gelaran kebesaran itu dan dihargai dengan perlantikan sebagai menteri, namum ada yang dinafikan dan disisih jauh.

Antara yang bernasib baik ialah Datuk Wahab Aziz, Datuk Bolhassan Haji Di, Datuk Wan Wahab Wan Sanusi, Datuk Wahab Haji Dolah dan Datuk Hamden Haji Ahmad.

Asfia and his grandiose plan (Part 1 of 2)

by Sebanaku Sarawak

KUCHING: Don't have mercy!!! Go for a kill at the earliest opportunity!!! But if you miss the opportunity, then get ready to be killed!!!

Many politicians subscribe to this 'to-kill-or-be-killed' mindset. As a matter of fact, it could be said that virtually all politicians are subscribing to this mindset.

The reason is that it is the only way to go up in politics. It is for this reason that not many are willing to be in politics.

Pehin Sri Abdul Taib Mahmud ajak Datuk Patinggi Tan Sri Alfred Jabu Numpang undur

Oleh Thun Diwan

MUKAH: Ketua Menteri Sarawak, Pehin Sri Abdul Taib Mahmud dikatakan telah menyediakan pelan peralihan kuasa bagi tampuk pimpinan kerajaan negeri ini sebagai rancangan pengunduran beliau setelah hampir 30 menerajui Bumi Kenyalang.

Pehin Sri Abdul Taib Mahmud dalam pelannya itu dikatakan telah menamakan Menteri Perumahan dan Pembangunan Bandar Datuk Amar Abang Johari Tun Abang Haji Openg sebagai penganti beliau.

Selain itu, beliau juga turut menamakan Menteri Sumber Asli dan Alam Sekitar Malaysia Dato Sri Douglas Uggah Embas untuk mengambil alih jawatan Timbalan Ketua Menteri II daripada Datuk Patinggi Tan Sri Alfred Jabu Numpang.

CALLS TO RECOGNISE CHINESE AS NATIVES

Voon Lee Shan - A caring Wakil Rakyat

by Sebanaku Sarawak

KUCHING: Batu Lintang assemblyman Voon Lee Shan had surprised many Malays and Dayaks assemblymen on last Friday during the State Legislative Assembly (DUN) sitting.

Not even one the indigenous assemblymen was heard making any sound when Lee Shan was reading his text speech urging the state government to recognise the native status of the Chinese, Eurasians, Indians, et cetera which was conferred to them by the Rajah Brooke.

If a pin was dropped on the floor, all could have heard it!

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE BARISAN NASIONAL CHAIRMAN

Date : May 17, 2010


Datuk Patinggi YAB Mohd Najib Tun Abdul Razak,
Office of The Prime Minister,
Main Block, Perdana Putra Building,
Federal Government Administrative Centre,
62502 Putrajaya, MALAYSIA


Datuk Patinggi YAB PM,


RE: Analisa Pilihanraya Kecil Sibu
___________________________________

Dengan segala hormatnya saya merujuk kepada perkara diatas.

Saya mengambil keputusan untuk memberanikan diri untuk berkongsi dengan Datuk Patinggi YAB PM pandangan saya mengenai pilihan raya kecil di Sibu baru-baru ini kerana saya merasakan bahawa ianya mampu membantu Datuk Patinggi YAB PM memahami faktor-faktor yang membawa kepada kekalahan Barisan Nasional kepada Democratic Action Party (DAP).

BEMEE & BIBIR AJAIBNYA

by Sebanaku Sarawak

(terjemahan dari artikel asal)

Kuching: Tahun demi tahun, ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri Nangka Datuk Awang Bemee Ali Basah belum pernah gagal untuk membuat pare pengundi di kawasan tersebut merasa kagum.

Mereka teramat kagum dengan kemahiran bibirnya yang tidak pernah gagal untuk memberi keajaiban di kawasan Dewan Undangan Negeri.

Dan tidak menghairankan sama sekali jika ada ahli-ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri yang iri hati terhadap Bemee dan kemahiran beliau menggunakan bibirnya.

Beberapa tahun yang lepas, ada seorang lelaki yang terkenal yang beranggapan bahawa beliau telah menyempurnakan kemahiran menggunakan bibirnya tetapi malangnya beliau tidak lah sebagus yang beliau fikirkan.

Para pengundi menendang beliau keluar dari pejabat selepas beliau menamatkan penggal kekuasaan beliau sebagai orang paling berkuasa di dunia.

Mungkin beliau seharusnya mendapatkan nasihat Bemee dan belajar dari ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri tentang cara melakukannya.

Bahkan banyak ahli politik akan berharap bahawa mereka diberkati dengan anugerah tersebut.

Ramai dari mereka akan bersetuju bahawa walaupun mereka memberi 100 peratus komitmen, ianya bukan jaminan mereka akan menang di pilihanraya yang akan datang.

Dan ramai juga dari mereka juga akan bersetuju bahawa walaupun mereka menunai janji mereka 100 peratus, ianya tidak akan memberi jaminan bahawa mereka akan memperolehi laluan mudah untuk memenangani pilihanraya.

Tanya mana-mana wakil rakyat, dan sebahagian besar dari mereka akan bersetuju dengan dua kenyataan sebelum ini.

Oleh kerana itu, ramai ahli politik tempatan yang bertanya-tanya bagaimana beliau berupaya melakukannya.

Seperti Bemee, mereka juga mencium punggung mereka-mereka seperti Datuk Patinggi Tan Sri Alfred Jabu Numpang, Datuk Seri Asfia Awang Nasar dan Datuk Amar Awang Tengah Ali Hassan, namun mereka tetap merasa tidak selamat.

Beberapa orang dari mereka tahu bahawa mereka lebih handal sebagai pencium punggung berbanding dari Bemee tapi mengapa Bemee masih bersama-sama mereka seolah-olah beliau telah ditugaskan dan dipilih oleh Tuhan untuk menjadi ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri Nangka.

Mereka tahu bahawa Bemee berbohong lebih teruk daripada mereka.

Walaupun mereka hanya menunaikan 3 dari 10 janji-janji mereka kepada para pengundi mereka, ianya lebih baik dari Bemee yang hanya menunai 1 dari 20 janji-janji yang telah ditaburkan di kawasan Dewan Undangan Negeri Nangka.

Tapi tetap Bemee masih mendapatkan sokongan dari mereka yang berkuasa.

Setiap ahli PBB tahu bahawa dalam setiap pilihanraya, pemimpin-pemimpin seperti Asfia dan Tengah akan pergi turun ke kawasan Dewan Undangan Negeri Nangka untuk menemui para pengundi Melayu / Bumiputera merayu agar mereka mengundi Bemee.

Soalan bernilai satu juta ringgit ialah mengapa PBB masih mahu menyimpan orang seperti beliau yang menyebabkan para pemimpin atasan terpaksa berlutut merayu para pengundi agar jangan tidak mengundi Bemee dalam setiap pilihanraya?

Apa yang istimewa tentang Bemee sehingga beliau tidak dapat disentuh?

Berikut ini adalah jawapannya ...

Beliau berusaha lebih kuat dengan bibirnya.

Beliau juga mencium punggung para pemimpin SUPP di Sibu.

Oleh kerana itu, sangat sukar untuk para pemimpin PBB menyingkirkannya kerana para pemimpin SUPP adalah 'pelindung' Bemee.

Ini adalah alasan mengapa kuasa magis bibirnya lebih kuat daripada ahli-ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri yang lain.

Beliau boleh menaburkan sebanyak mungkin janji-janji kepada para pengundi kawasan dewan undangan negeri beliau tanpa perlu merasa bimbang terhadap akibat kegagalan beliau menunaikan janji-janji tersebut kerana beliau adalah ORANG PILIHAN parti SUPP untuk menjadi ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri di kawasan parlimen Sibu.

Walau apapun terjadi, Bemee adalah ORANG PILIHAN, kata SUPP.

Oleh itu, kesimpulannya, walaupun tidak dinafikan bahawa Dewan Undangan Negeri Nangka diwakili oleh orang PBB, hakikatnya ialah beliau adalah orang SUPP.

Letakkan rekod beliau sebagai Ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri Nangka di atas meja untuk dilihat oleh semua pihak ... dan rekod ini akan menunjukkan secara jelas bahawa Bemee mempunyai sepasang bibir yang mempunyai magis yang paling kuat di Sarawak.

(Sekiranya ada percanggahan diantara versi Bahasa Malaysia dan Inggeris, versi Inggeris akan diterima pakai sebagai benar. Sekian.)

BEMEE & HIS MAGIC LIPS

by Sebanaku Sarawak


KUCHING: Year in year out, the Nangka state assemblyman Datuk Awang Bemee Ali Basah has never failed to impress his constituents.

They are realy realy realy impressed with his skillful lips which have never failed to work wonders in the constituency.

And it is not a surprise at all if there are state assemblymen who are envied of Bemee and his skills in using his lips.

Many years ago, there was a wellknown man who thought that he had perfected his skills in using his lips but too bad that he was not as good as he thought.

The voters kicked him out from the office after he ended his first term to serve as the most powerful man in the world.

May be he should have sought for Bemee's advice and learnt from the state assemblyman on how to do it.

In fact many politicians would hope that they are blessed with such gift.

Many of them would agree that even a full 100 percent commitment would not guarantee them a secured victory in their next election.

And many of them would also agree that even a full 100 percent of honoring promises would not guarantee them a safe path to an election victory.

Just ask any people's representative, and most of them will agree with the two earlier statements.

Therefore, many politicians in the state are wondering how did he manage to do it.

Like Bemee, they also kiss the asses of the like of Datuk Patinggi Alfred Jabu Numpang, Datuk Seri Asfia Awang Nasar and Datuk Amar Awang Tengah Ali Hassan but still they don't feel secured.

Some of them know that they are better ass kisser than Bemee but why Bemee is still around as if he is anointed by God to be the Nangka state assemblyman.

They know that Bemee is a worse liar than them.

While they only honour 3 out of 10 promises which they gave to their constituents, Bemee only honours 1 out of 20 promises given to the Nangka constituents.

But still Bemee still getting favour from those in power.

Every body in PBB knows that in every election, the likes of Asfia and Tengah will go around in the Nangka constituency to meet the Malay/Bumiputera voters begging them to vote for Bemee.

The one million ringgit question is why the hell is PBB still want to keep a person like him when the top leaders have to be on their knees begging and pleading the voters not to turn their back on Bemee in every election?

What is so special about Bemee that he is untouchable???

Here is the answer ...

He goes extra miles with his lips.

He also kisses the asses of SUPP leaders in Sibu.

Therefore, it is very difficult for PBB leaders to get rid of him when the SUPP leaders are 'protective' of Bemee.

This is the reason why the magic of his lips is more powerful than the other state assemblymen.

He can give as many promises he likes to his constituents without having to worry at all what will happen to him if he fails to honour them because he is THE man who the Sibu SUPP leaders want to be in the Sibu parliamentary constituency.

Rain or shine, Bemee is The man, says SUPP.

So, in the nutshell, no doubt that the Nangka constituency is represented by a PBB man, but the reality is he is a SUPP man.

Put his track record as the Nangka state assemblyman on the table for all to see ... and the record will clearly show that Bemee has the most powerful magic lips in Sarawak.

DUN Sitting (Day Six): Sarawak's Export Of Timber Products To Hit RM7 Billion This Year, says Tengah

(Nov 08, 2010)

KUCHING -- Sarawak's export of timber products is expected to hit RM7 billion this year if the recovery in demand for wood products remains stable till end of the year, says Second Minister of Planning and Resource Management Datuk Amar Awang Tengah Ali Hasan.

He said the state's value of timber exports recorded an increase of 15.6 per cent with exports amounting to RM5.49 billion by the third quarter of this year compared with RM4.75 billion seen in the corresponding period of last year.

"During the period, the value of major wood products from Sarawak such as logs, plywood and sawn timber rose by 20 per cent from RM4.15 billion worth in 2009 to RM4.98 billion this year.

DUN Sitting (Day Four): RM60 million for perimeter survey on NCR land

(Nov 04, 2010)

THE government has allocated RM60 million for the perimeter survey on native customary rights (NCR) land in the state in 2011 and 2012.

HEADING FOR THE SITTING: Second Minister of Planning and Resource Management Datuk Amar Awang Tengah Ali Hassan (left) with State Secretary Datuk Amar Mohd Morshidi Abdul Ghani wait for the lift during the sitting yesterday morning.

Second Minister of Planning and Resource Management Datuk Amar Awang Tengah Ali Hassan said yesterday that  with the allocation,  the Land and Survey Department (LSD) would continue the state government’s initiative to carry out perimeter survey on NCR land.

“So far, 27 hectares of NCR  land  in  Sarawak  have been covered. NCR land is scattered throughout the state and it will take time to complete the perimeter  survey. What matters is that the initiative is continuous.

DUN Sitting (Day Two): Wahbi querying about telecommunication tower

(Nov 02, 2010)

YB Dr. Wahbi Junaidi:-
Bagaimanakah perkembangan terkini pembinaan menara telekomunikasi yang telah dibangkitkan enam tahun lalu dalam sesi Dewan Undangan Negeri ini khususnya di kawasan zon Tuie dan kawasan zon Tanjong Assam di Kawasan Dewan Undangan Negeri Saribas?

Minister of Public Utilities Datuk Amar Awang Tengah Ali Hassan:-

Untuk makluman Ahli Yang Berhormat bagi Saribas, kawasan Zon Tanjung Assam akan mendapat liputan selular daripada 9 buah menara yang akan dibina di kawasan Daerah Betong termasuk kawasan Isu Bangat, Tuie, Nanga Spak, Nanga Tiga, Pelikut dan Batu 8 Nanga Bong, Kampung Penom dan Kampung Triso.

Pembinaan menara di kawasan terbabit dijangka siap pada bulan Jun 2011.
 

DUN Sitting (Day Two): Joseh Mauh querying about supply of water to long houses

(Nov 02, 2010)

YB Joseph Mauh Ikeh:-
Tentang pencemaran Sungai Siong Daerah Sibu disebabkan penternakkan babi dan Ayan. Adakah kerajaan bercadang untuk membekalkan air paip bersih dengan segera kepada rumah panjang, kampung-kampung, sekolah dan juga klinik di kawasan tersebut?

Minister of Public Utilities Datuk Amar Awang Tengah Ali Hassan:-

Untuk makluman Ahli Yang Berhormat bagi Tamin, pihak kerajaan telah meluluskan dan akan melaksanakan Projek Bekalan Air Bersih ke kawasan Teku - Pasai Siong, Bahagian Sibu di bawah Bidang Keberhasilan Utama Nasional (NKRA) pada tahun ini dibawah Kementerian Kemajuan Luar Bandar dan Wilayah. Projek ini merangkumi pembinaan saluran paip sepanjang 30 km bersambung daripada tangki simpanan air dan stesen pam. Perlaksanaan projek ini akan membekalkan air paip bersih kepada rumah-rumah panjang, kampung-kampung, sekolah dan juga klinik di kawasan tersebut.